May 10 2009
Cristiano Clothing Store CR7 Attacked By Thieves
Cristiano Ronaldo’s sister Elma has become a victim of crime, perpetuated by what appears to be cowardly Porto Supporters. As some of you may know, Cristiano Ronaldo has been steadily building a name for himself outside the football world with a chic clothing boutique called CR7 . Cristiano Ronaldo’s clothing store are a big hit in Madeira, Cristiano’s place of birth, and Lisbon, the Portuguese capital.
A couple of days ago in Madeira, while Cristiano Ronaldo’s sister Elma was tending CR7 shop, she was horrified by a mob of cowardly thieves who brazenly walked into the shop and robbed the terrified shop owner. As well as robbing CR7, the thieves are said to have verbally assaulted Elma . One of the pathetic thieves is said to have told Elma that Cristiano Ronaldo was “cuckoo for scoring against Porto in the Champions league quarter finals several weeks ago”. For unimaginable reasons, the idiot seemed to believe that Cristiano shouldn’t score against a Portuguese team, which defies all sense of logic and reason.
It’s safe to say that the sentiments of the thieves are held by a small minority, and are not the sentiments of the majority of Portuguese people, who are said to be appalled to by the thieve’s complete disregard for the law. We wish Elma all the best and hope this incident does not effect the future of CR7 in Madeira, because that would be unfortunate.
